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Theory

newwavenova:

Micheal Cera is actually playing the same character in every movie: a multiverse traveler trapped in interdimensional warp.

Every so often he wakes up in a new bed. People act as if they know him. He puts together from his surroundings who he is supposed to be, always acting cautious.

A dilemma presents itself to him. He plays out a story arc.

And then he wakes up in a new bed. New people act as if they know him.

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Look at this brilliant acting , as Michael Cera’s Multiverse Character (the MCMC) tries to figure out his relationship to this person (juno). Are they friends? Lovers? Both?

This leads to the question… Just how old is the MCMC? Is he as young as he appears? Millions of years old? Has time ceased to exist as anything meaningful for him?

Is it being implied to us that this character has been damned?

Or, is he a god?

Only Michael Cera knows for sure.

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Apr 28, 2016 / 3,588 notes

How the Signs wake up in the morning

lets-zodiac-signs:

Aries: *Breaks alarm clock*

Taurus: wakes up naturaly at, like, 6:30 every day

Gemini: Sleeps through their alarm

Cancer: What? It’s morning? I only watched like three episodes…

Leo: With their pet on their face

Virgo: On the floor

Libra: In someone elses bed

Scorpio: Violently, to their uber loud alarm clock

Sagittarius: With a hangover/headache

Capricorn: You can’t wake up if you were killed by Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer

Aquarius: By their phone notifications 

Pisces: With 16 gallons of coffee

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seductrce:

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.

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